Schizocedric – Chapter One

Cedric:

Wow, this girl seems really cool.

Cedric’s Brain:

What’s that? You want me to overanalyse everything she does and says and miss opportunities for you to say something witty and charming?

Cedric:

What? No. Definitely do the opposite of that.

Cedric’s Body:

Alright! A girl! It’s about time buddy. One inappropriately timed erection coming right up!

Cedric’s Brain:

Oh, and make him really awkward and uncoordinated too!

Cedric’s Body:

More than usual?

Cedric:

Stop! What is wrong with you guys?

Stephanie:

Cedric? Are you okay? You’ve been staring into space for almost two minutes.

Cedric:

I’m just trying to keep my brain and body from revolting against me.

Cedric’s Brain:

Ha ha ha ha!

Stephanie:

Right. I’m going to go over there now.

Cedric:

Fuck you Brain.

Cedric’s Body:

Your erection’s ready. Hey, where’d she go?

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