Schizocedric – Chapter Two

Cedric’s Brain:

Wake up. Do you have any idea how late you are?

Cedric’s Body:

Shut up. We went to sleep at four in the morning because you insisted on finishing all that homework. Give me another twenty minutes.

Cedric’s Brain:

We have already missed half the lecture and you know this will all be on the midterms.

Cedric’s Dream:

Wheeee! I’m an astronaut!

Cedric’s Brain:

What?

Cedric’s Dream:

Wheeee! Space narwhals!  Lasers! Ghosts!

Cedric’s Body:

Look how much fun the kid is having. Don’t take this away from him.

Cedric’s Brain:

Listen, I’m in charge here Body. I tell you what to do. So, Dream, shut up. Body, wake up.

Cedric’s Body:

Five minutes.

Cedric’s Brain:

Now.

Cedric’s Body:

Fiiiine. Jerk.

Cedric:

Huh? What? What time is it?! Oh you have got to be shitting me! Oh shit! Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Dammit Brain, why didn’t you wake me up?

Cedric’s Brain:

Really?

Cedric:

You had the one job Brain. One job.

Cedric’s Brain:

What? Was this one job to keep you breathing? Or to keep your heart pumping?

Cedric:

Okay, three jobs. Body, get my ass in gear.

Cedric’s Body:

Ugh. But the bed is so soft.

Cedric’s Brain:

Do it.

Cedric’s Body:

No.

Cedric:

If you don’t get me up this instant then no vegetables tonight. Just Taco Bell and KFC.

Cedric’s Body:

Alright, alright, I’m going! You can cool it with that KFC talk you crazy person.

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